[SATIRE] Why Green is the best color!



Heya ACP!

This is Sanya writing a new post for the Shamrock Bulletin! Today we're going to discuss why green is the best color!

Psychology says that green is a color that can evoke powerful emotions such as excitement, relaxation, optimism, and uniqueness. ACP is an army that uses the color green, so psychologically speaking, ACP can evoke powerful emotions!

Because we're known to be a fascinating army in the community, and we're also a very relaxed army and an optimistic army!

Green is also known for being a mentally calming color due to its being associated with peacefulness and due to it being associated with da best army in the world, ACP.

Clovers

Clovers are also green (ACP is known for the use of clovers). Clovers are also known as "shamrocks" - it's a traditional Irish symbol, and we happen to have an Irish staff member! 2FUNKY3!

Some people have been wondering? Why does ACP use Clovers? And how does ACP get clovers?
WELL I'M GONNA TELL YOU CAUSE IM A SUPER DUPER AWESOME JANITOR STAFF MEMBER!!!!!

Funky is a fantastic part of the staff team! Because without his Irishness, we wouldn't have clovers.
Every morning at 6:00 AM, Funky goes to the garden and picks up the FRESHEST clovers for ACP and pays our troops 3 CLOVERS FOR ATTENDING AN EVENT 4 CLOVERS FOR PRACTICE BATTLES AND 5 IF WE'RE UNDER WAR OMG THAT IS ALOT OF CLOVERS!!!!! WE SALUTE OUR GREAT FUNKY FOR STEALING GETTING CLOVERS IN IRELAND AND BRINGING IT TO THE GREAT ACP!!!

And Our Clover Queen Kailey is in charge of the AWESOME distributions of the clovers - without those 2 ACP wouldn't have clovers!!!! SO WE SALUTE OUR CLOBR QUEEN!!!

Some of you have been wondering? Does ACP staff members get clovers? YES, WE DO!!!
I'LL TELL YOU A SUPER DUPER SECRET OF ACP STAFF MEMBERS please keep it a secret or CSY will chop off my head and hang it on mammoth

ACP staff members get paid fake clovers every week because they're cheaper!!! and CSY is in charge of paying staff members their weekly "clovers." ACP is currently a broke army, and they heavily rely on Funky and Kailey to distribute clovers to our troops.




This is a photo of the average ACP staff member getting their clover salary from CSY.

ACP's Relation with the Color Green.

The other reason why I believe green is the best color is the fact that many popular brands such as Starbucks utilize the color green to promote relaxation and freshness and ACP is known for being a relaxed and fresh army. 😉

 I strongly believe that green is the best color because it can evoke powerful emotions since green is known for being a calm color and green. It shows a lot of optimism and confidence and the fact that Starbucks uses it, and we use it Starbucks to promote ACP.

There are also many other reasons why ACP uses green! LIKE I POINTED OUT A WHILE AGO STARBUCKS IS GREEN RIGHT?!?!?! SO... WHY NOT BE GREEN?!?!? AND YES THE RUMORS ARE CORRECT ACP USES THE COLOR GREEN BECAUSE WE SUPPORT CAROLE BASKIN STARBUCKS!!! WHY DO YOU THINK ACP HAS SO MANY PEOPLE?!?!? LIKE OMG YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS AND WHY DO YOU THINK SOME OF OUR STAFF MEMBERS LIKE SANYA DON'T EVEN SLEEP?!?!?!?!? BECAUSE WE'RE SUPPORTING STARBUCKS WOOOOOOOOOOO plus UK events are at 3 AM for me
A Photo of Sanya in UK events!
I always ask max to pay for my Starbucks so I could attend his 3 am events

So to conclude this awesome post! Green is the best color because we have.. CLOVERS!!!! 🤯🤯🤯 and we have STARBUCKS SUPPORTING THE GREAT AND WONDERFUL ARMY OF CLUB PENGUIN
Signed,

ACP Starbucks Barista!

9 comments:

  1. staff is getting paid fake clovers? im getting NO clovers, what is this system?? >:(( gib clobr

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  2. SANYA POST SANYA POST SANYA POST

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  3. Now I'm gonna break into 2FUNKY3's house to get the clovers

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  4. We need to be sponsored by Starbucks at this point

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  5. Green Machine!
    Green Machine!
    grüne Maschine! ;D

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